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Scooty Puff Jr. Sucks

lolt64:

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou:

penis katana

and getting caught in the rain

reblogged 3 years ago @ 18 Mar 2020 with 74,654 notes via/source

dr-pepper-0fficial:

warriormale:

bird-advice:

todaysbird:

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If we lose the Migratory Bird Treaty Act, we lose native birds. And we’re running out of time to protect it. Under the new, weakened MBTA, companies would be able to get away with ‘incidental takes’ such as birds lost in oil spills, water pollution, or other mishaps they should be held accountable for.

Comment to the US Fish and Wildlife Service

Comment on the Federal Register

Send letters through Audubon

Sign Western Cuyahoga Audubon’s Petition

Sign the American Bird Conservancy’s Petition

Sign Care2 Petition

Guys this is so important PLEASE take the time to interact and sign your support

With climate change and destruction of breeding grounds, we are slowly witnessing the extinction of many bird species.

Learn more by visiting these links above and getting involved!

Fight climate change and bird species extinction!

WarriorMale

Warrior male says protect birds or die

reblogged 3 years ago @ 14 Mar 2020 with 5,363 notes via/source
#me
reblogged 4 years ago @ 12 Oct 2019 with 283,261 notes via/source

geniusoflove:

me trying to sound employable: i love effort…. and doing things. i love trying. working is the best. i love it when its hard, and bad

reblogged 4 years ago @ 04 Oct 2019 with 204,306 notes via/source

chefpyro:

warpedlamp:

chefpyro:

Where’s that song that’s like “It’s the best day ever cause I’m a stupid fucking cat and I don’t know I’m gonna die”

👌

reblogged 4 years ago @ 16 Sep 2019 with 27,947 notes via/source

officialunitedstates:

me when I go to an art gallery:  that’s not art

me when I see a shopping cart rolling around in the wind: now thats art

reblogged 4 years ago @ 05 Feb 2019 with 111,868 notes via/source

snarthurt:

biobugluv:

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

y'all ever get hit with the realization when you’re in the middle of doing something like, whoa, what the fucking shit this is real life. like this is happening right now. not even when its something crazy i mean when you’re like doing the laundry or some shit

its like you get snapped out of autopilot and suddenly everything becomes physically clearer and louder

It’s always so surreal when I look in the mirror sometimes and just go “holy shit, this is me. I’m this person in the mirror. This is what other people see, that’s wild.”

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this image but unironically

reblogged 5 years ago @ 19 Oct 2018 with 105,993 notes via/source

sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reblogged 5 years ago @ 11 Sep 2018 with 547,136 notes via/source

hanaita:

me to my cat: hows my sweet girl doing today…i love you

my cat: shrieks with the voice of a thousand year old river monster

me: oh thats good! i love you 💞💝💓💖💖💕💓💖💖💓💝💖💘💕💘💘💘💓💖💝💕💕💕💓💘💓💓💕💘

reblogged 5 years ago @ 07 Aug 2018 with 149,574 notes via/source

eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

reblogged 5 years ago @ 12 Jul 2018 with 602,717 notes via/source
the-rice-cat:
“ guyfierisgaystepkid:
“ jerryterry:
“” ”
oh god this is too much of a mood
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the-rice-cat:

guyfierisgaystepkid:

jerryterry:

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oh god this is too much of a mood

reblogged 5 years ago @ 04 Jul 2018 with 382,330 notes via/source

kramergate:

my cousin’s cat was acting really weird today, freaking out and not letting anyone near her, hissing and growling, and it got so concerning they decided to take her to the vet

it took two adults to get the cat into the carrier and in the process my aunt got clawed so badly she had to go to the emergency room for shots/stitches, so eventually the cat gets to the vet

the vet has to sedate her to take a look and it turns out she has a piece of tape on her leg that’s scaring her real bad. and that’s all

reblogged 5 years ago @ 01 May 2018 with 119,569 notes via/source